But how did all those ugly and repulsive beings get stds in the first place?

Oh, did they finally give this the right maturity rating?
Not terrible, but not exactly good in any department, either.

What's sad is sometimes I LIKE things that are mostly just leaning on the premise and I still found this lame and overly simple.

Annoying.

Thanks for the complete lack of pause button or any break in the action whatsoever so I can hear random noises from it when I use other parts of the page until I hit mute and have to reload the page & wait for it to load to start a new game. The controls are terrible, too.

Game makers don't hear this enough: You are autistic.

Great

I held back a few stars over originality and minor imperfection, but it sounds awesome. I find it sickening that people are more critical of cool things like this on the internet than the dog-$#!* that many of them give top ratings to.

Great

Music like this is what makes the Newgrounds Audio Portal cool.

sounds uncool and unhip

Sounds & beats like that only work if you do something extremely clever with them. This sounds like a great example of an unhip & uncool song.